We wrote this page in Plain English for you instead of lawyer speak. Please read it before ordering.
🇺🇸 ONLY USA DOMESTIC
Contact us if you see a listed competitor offering lower prices for any product!
Pay using Cash App, Cash in Mail, Bitcoin (BTC) and other cryptocurrencies.
We accept ALMOST ALL crypto! Bitcoin (BTC) and Monero (XMR) preferred. Contact us to pay with crypto other than bitcoin.
Bitcoin (BTC), Ethereum (ETH), Tether (USDT), Monero (XMR), BNB, XRP, ADA, DOGE, MATIC, SOL, SHIB, DOT, LTC, AVAX, TRX, UNI, ATOM, WBTC, LINK, LEO, ETC, TON, OKB, BCH, APT, XML, APE, CRO, USDC, BUSD, DAI, TUSD, USDP, USDD, GUSD, FEI, USTC, etc.
✍ POLICY – PLEASE READ BEFORE ORDERING
📹 UNBOXING VIDEO POLICY *IMPORTANT
WRONG ITEM/DOSAGE/MISSING ITEM – We will NOT FIX ANY ISSUES if you do not do this: You MUST take an UNBOXING VIDEO when opening your package. You must show the front and back of the vacuum seal or all items if no vacuum seal.
If there is an issue, message us for the video upload link.
🎁 ORDERING – ADDRESSES *IMPORTANT
NO Hotels / Airbnb / Incorrect Addresses / Fake Names / Initials
"Returned To Sender" orders will not be replaced or refunded unless you can prove the address AND name on your order are current and valid. We do not use a real return address, so "returned to sender" orders are not returned to us, they are a loss.
Real name with real address – no initials
Shipping address must be a complete and valid address, and addressed to someone that regularly receives mail at the address. Using a fake name provides no legal advantage and only brings scrutiny from USPS. It's recommended to use the USPS zip4 tool to add the last 4 numbers of your zipcode (12345-0000) to ensure quick delivery. https://tools.usps.com/zip-code-lookup.htm?byaddress
📦 SHIPPING
We can not expedite your order.
Packages will arrive in 3-6 business days once shipped.
If you have not received your order within 7 business days after receiving your tracking number, contact us via Site Messenger.
Typical shipping:
YOU WILL HAVE AN UPDATING TRACKING NUMBER WITHIN 10 DAYS OF ORDER PAYMENT CONFIRMATION. This is known as a "10-day TA"
If you leave a negative review because you did not read these terms YOU WILL BE BLACKLISTED.
Note: Current shipping speed is within 4-6 days of payment confirmation (as of 4/27/23)
💵 PAYMENTS
Cash in Mail (CIM)
Select the "CIM/Cash App Direct" payment option during checkout and Message us for CIM instructions.
Cash App DIRECT (NOT CASH APP BITCOIN)
Select the "CIM/Cash App Direct" payment option during checkout and follow the instructions.
Bitcoin (BTC)
Bitcoin payments are processed automatically but BTC must be sent within 2 hours of placing your order. Contact us if you send the payment more than 2 hours after placing your order.
📧 CONTACT / CUSTOMER SERVICE
We respond to all emails and messages Monday-Friday. Weekend replies are not a guarantee, but if it's a true emergency then also contact DC Tom on eroids.
Messages are processed before orders on shipping days, so send a site message if you need to make a change to your existing order.
The fastest way to reach us is via Site Messenger which requires at least one order was previously placed.
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💭 REVIEWS
Please check reviews customers leave for products. New reviews on our site (login and click a product page) and forums like eroids are always appreciated!
💪 AGE
We will not knowingly sell PEDs or related products to anyone under the age of 25. There are serious, life-long risks associated with teenage use of anabolic steroids.