💰 ALL NEW PRICES – LOWER THAN ANY COMPETITOR
Contact me if you see a listed competitor offering lower prices for any product!
We accept CashApp Direct, Cash in Mail, and Bitcoin (BTC). Email us about paying with another cryptocurrency (Monero, etc.)
✍ POLICY – MUST READ
– WRONG ITEM/DOSAGE OR MISSING ITEM – * NEW VIDEO POLICY! *
We will NOT FIX ANY ISSUES if you do not do this: You MUST take an UNBOXING VIDEO when opening your package. You must show the front and back of the vacuum seal or all items if no vacuum seal.
IF there are any issues (wrong items, missing items, etc) then message us and we will give you a special URL to upload your video to.
** WE WILL NOT FIX IT IF YOU DO NOT DO THIS! ** We have had too many people trying to get free items. Don’t even ask if you skipped the video.
– NO hotels / Airbnb / Incorrect Addresses / Fake Names. “Returned To Sender” orders will not be replaced/refunded unless you can prove the address AND name on your order are valid and correct.
– Real name with real address – no initials. Shipping address must be a complete and valid address, and addressed to someone that regularly receives mail at the address. Using a fake name provides no legal advantage and only brings scrutiny from USPS. It’s recommended to use the USPS zip4 tool to add the last 4 numbers of your zipcode (12345-0000) to ensure quick delivery. https://tools.usps.com/zip-code-lookup.htm?byaddress
Properly formatted address examples:
123 Studio Ln NW, APT #4
New York, NY 12345-6789
Anytime Fitness C/O Jane Doe
123 Business St
New York, NY 12345-6789
Packages will arrive in 3-6 business days once shipped.
If you have not received your order 7 business days after receiving your tracking number, contact me via Site Messenger.
We TYPICALLY ship 2x each week
THAT IS NOT A GUARANTEE!
We can not expedite your order
YOU WILL HAVE AN UPDATING TRACKING NUMBER WITHIN 10 DAYS OF PAYING FOR YOUR ORDER (14 DAYS DURING LARGE SALES). This is known as a “10-day TA“
If you leave a negative review because you did not read these terms YOU WILL BE BLACKLISTED.
Cash in Mail (CIM)
Select the “Cash in Mail” payment option during checkout and follow the instructions.
Select the “CashApp” payment option during checkout and follow the instructions.
Bitcoin payments are processed automatically but BTC must be sent within 2 hours of placing your order. Contact me if you send the payment more than 2 hours after placing your order.
✉ CONTACT / CUSTOMER SERVICE
We respond to all emails and messages Monday-Friday. Weekend replies are not a guarantee, but if it’s a true emergency then contact DC Tom on eroids.
Messages are processed before orders on shipping days, so send a site message if you need to make a change to your existing order.
The fastest way to reach us is via Site Messenger which requires at least one order was previously placed.
If you haven’t placed an order and need to email us, click here.
Please check reviews customers leave for products. New reviews on our site (login and click a product page) and forums like eroids are always appreciated!